Ah, welcome, dear visitor.

Delighted to welcome you to my home—what a joy to have you stop by. A most distinguished guest indeed! I am Lola from Primrose Hill, the Golden Retriever behind this most refined establishment. I’ve devoted my life to the art of grooming and, though my muzzle has turned a distinguished silver, my standards remain as golden as ever. Grooming, you see, is no trifling matter—it’s an art, a celebration of one’s finest self, and the key to a life lived gracefully.

Like Virginia Woolf’s Flush, I firmly believe life is richer when one can run free with a gleaming coat, polished paws, and an unburdened spirit. Hence, I’ve dedicated my days to ensuring every pup feels like the protagonist of their own story: radiant, poised, and utterly fabulous. I personally see to it that your beloved pups are cared for with the utmost devotion and the most capable of hands.

Every visit to Lola’s Pet Salon is a bespoke affair. Your dog is the sole focus, receiving the full attention of a dedicated groomer in a calm, relaxed setting. No hurried hands, no distractions, no chorus of barks—just a space designed for comfort, care, and the finest grooming experience. Because sometimes, it’s good to be the only one.

And as for you, dear humans—loyal companions who fret tirelessly over us—you can finally set your minds at ease. We are well aware of the pressing demands of your lives, which is why we bring our services straight to your doorstep. Because you deserve to feel cherished too.

Life, I dare say, is far too short for anything less than the finest.

Don’t you agree?

Ever yours,